May 23, 2026

Logical implications for a superstitious world.

Welcome back, Heathens. This week, we are looking at massive Christian nationalist spectacles falling flat on their faces, active bureaucratic wars against the very concept of historical secularism, courageous student mutinies in Arizona, a major new data drop proving the public is sick of theocratic overreach, and a vital transatlantic pushback against institutional religious privilege.

Let’s dive in.

1. The National Mall’s “Golden Calf” Theocratic Flop

On Sunday, May 17, the administration executed its highly publicized “Rededicate 250: A National Jubilee of Prayer, Praise & Thanksgiving” on the National Mall in Washington, D.C. Billed by Christian nationalists as a massive ceremony to reclaim America’s “Christian roots” ahead of the nation’s upcoming semiquincentennial (250th birthday), the event featured video addresses from the president and a lineup of right-wing evangelical figures.

However, the state-sponsored spectacle faced intense public pushback. The Freedom From Religion Foundation (FFRF) and secular allies staged an immediate counter-protest directly near the Mall. Their weapon of choice? An inflatable, 15-foot-tall golden calf bearing a distinct likeness to Donald Trump to mock the blatant political idolatry happening on stage.

The Heathen’s Take: This entire event was a gross violation of the Establishment Clause, utilizing federal machinery and taxpayer dollars to promote a selective, sectarian worldview. The fact that organizers struggled to hide the glaring ideological bias proves that while theocratic demagogues in Washington scream loudly, the actual diverse, pluralistic reality of the American public isn’t buying the product. Read the full post-event breakdown on The Guardian and review the event blueprints directly via Freedom 250.

2. Dan Patrick’s Bureaucratic War on Reality

Following the conclusion of the federal Religious Liberty Commission’s year-long hearings, Commission Chair and Texas Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick explicitly declared that the separation of church and state is a “lie used by the anti-God left to suppress people of religion.” In tandem with these statements, the Department of Justice’s Civil Rights division announced a revamped operational focus specifically targeting “anti-Christian bias,” signaling a concerted shift toward turning federal civil rights enforcement into a defensive shield for conservative Christian grievances.

The Heathen’s Take: This is willful ignorance weaponized at the highest tiers of government. Rebranding structural constitutional neutrality as an “assault” on faith is a classic defensive maneuver by an orthodoxy terrified of losing its unearned dominance. The historical facts don’t care about Dan Patrick’s feelings—the separation of church and state is the only bulwark that keeps a pluralistic society from collapsing into sectarian tribalism. Track the ongoing legal backlash and read the full breakdown via the Interfaith Alliance.

3. Data Drop: Americans Explicitly Reject the Theocratic Push

While Christian nationalist rhetoric dominates political rallies, a massive new poll released on May 14 by the Pew Research Center provides a powerful reality check. The comprehensive survey revealed that nearly eight out of 10 Americans firmly believe that churches and houses of worship should stay entirely out of political endorsements. Furthermore, two-thirds of the country stated that religion should remain completely separate from day-to-day political matters. The data shows that the vocal minority demanding the government stop enforcing church-state separation has actually shriveled in recent years.

The Heathen’s Take: The loud, well-funded minority trying to turn America into a handmaid’s tale does not represent mainstream public opinion. This data drop is a beautiful reminder that the Constitution’s promise of a secular government remains a precious, majority-backed value. Secular government isn’t “anti-faith”—it is the only framework that protects everyone’s freedom, including the vital freedom to not practice religion at all. Dive into the complete statistical breakdown at the Pew Research Center.

4. The Graduation Prayer Mutiny in Arizona

High school seniors at El Capitan High School in Colorado City, Arizona, have initiated an organized protest against their own school district’s administration. Despite explicit, repeated student objections and clear constitutional mandates, school board officials insisted on scheduling a formal, school-sponsored prayer into the upcoming June 3 graduation ceremony curriculum.

When students pushed back, the administration tried a classic loophole: moving the prayer to the very top of the program “before the ceremony starts” and calling it “optional.” Rather than quietly submitting to the local fundamentalist status quo, the students mobilized, forcing national secular watchdogs to step in and demand the immediate removal of the prayers.

The Heathen’s Take: It takes incredible courage for students—especially those living in historically insular or deeply religious communities—to open the “secular closet” and stand up to administration officials. Forcing a captive audience of students to participate in a religious ritual just to receive their diplomas is the definition of institutional coercion. Public schools exist to educate, not indoctrinate. Monitor the formal legal complaint and full documentation text directly via the Freedom From Religion Foundation.

5. The Crusade Against Extreme Charitable Status Across the Pond

Across the Atlantic, the National Secular Society (NSS) has launched an aggressive lobbying campaign targeting the UK’s charities minister. The NSS is demanding that the government implement stringent new due-diligence codes of conduct for religious organizations seeking registered charitable status. The secular watchdog highlighted that numerous extremist religious groups currently exploit tax breaks and state benefits to pump out divisive, hateful, and anti-scientific propaganda under the legally protected guise of “advancing religion.”

The Heathen’s Take: The “religion tax exemption” is a loophole that needs a massive systemic overhaul in all civilized countries. If an organization’s primary output is social division and the rejection of basic human rights, it shouldn’t be subsidized by the public pocketbook. Forcing a secular society to underwrite its own ideological subversion is a logical failure of the highest order. Review the complete campaign objectives and policy updates directly at the National Secular Society.

Freethought & Secular Resources

• Freedom From Religion Foundation: The legal vanguard actively defending the wall between church and state in American courts.
• The National Secular Society: The UK’s premier secular campaign group focusing on separating religious privilege from public policy.
• Pew Research Center: Nonpartisan data tracking the shifting cultural, political, and religious demographics of the globe.
• Interfaith Alliance: A vital coalition of diverse faith and non-faith perspectives fighting back against Christian nationalism.

The Heathen’s Library: Recommended Reading

• “The Founding Myth: Why Christian Nationalism Is Un-American” by Andrew L. Seidel: A devastatingly precise, legally airtight exposure of the historical fiction pushed by people like Dan Patrick.
• “The God Delusion” by Richard Dawkins: A foundational text for the modern atheist movement exploring the psychological and structural framework of dogma.